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I'll start the ball rolling.
Here are a few of my favorite funny gambling quotes:
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Steven Wright
"I believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"
Jean Cocteau
"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head."
Drew Carey
Cheers,
Sky
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Wilson Mizner
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Gambling quote of the day: "I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five."
— Henny Youngman  
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No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. 
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"When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table." — Dean Martin "In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number." — Stephen Wright
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“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.”
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