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Funny Gambling Quotes:I just did some real gambling. I went to Las Vegas. I was playing craps because I had a lot of money and I needed to lose it very quickly.
Greg Fitzsimmons, American Stand-Up ComedianI bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Henny Youngman, ComedianIn Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Stephen Wright, Comedian
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen, ComedianLying, stealing, scheming and attempting to financially destroy your friends and loved ones is what makes poker such a friendly, sociable game.
VP Pappy, GamblerCasinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on your face.
VP Pappy, GamblerA gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times.
VP Pappy, GamblerIn Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.
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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius - Julius Weintraub
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