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Sneaking InTwo men were at the Casino and were just leaving to go home at 3:00 a.m. The first man says “You know what I hate about this? When I go home. I turn off my headlights, turn off the engine, and coast into the driveway. Then I go to the front door, take off my shoes and sneak in as quietly as I can. But my wife always wakes up and we end up having a fight.”The second man says “What I do instead is drive into the driveway, honk the horn a few times, get out of the car, slam the door, go in the house and slam the door. Then I yell "Honey, I'm home," run upstairs, slap her on the bum and say, "How about a little love, woman?""She never even moves!"  
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Joined: 1/10/2023(UTC)
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Funny and sadly accurate ;)
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