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Muted MillionsA group of friends went for a week’s holiday in Las Vegas. One of the men won over a million dollars. He deliberately missed his flight home as he didn't want anyone to find out about it. When he got back home he went out to the back garden of his house, dug a hole and hid the money in it. The following morning he walked outside and found the money had been stolen. He saw tracks leading from the hole to his neighbors, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same road lived a young teacher who could use sign language. Grabbing his gun, the enraged man went to get the teacher and took him to the deaf man's house. "You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my money I'm going to kill him!" he screamed at the teacher. The teacher conveyed the message to his friend, and the deaf-mute replied in sign language, "I hid it in my kitchen under the floorboards." The teacher turned to the man with the gun and said, "He said he won’t tell you. He said he'd prefer to die."   
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My friend’s poker game is getting out of hand. Last night he bet his new-born son in a tense moment.
I thought to myself, "I’ve got aces; I might have to raise him."
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