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Moderator Dee  
#1 Posted : Sunday, June 07, 2020 3:44:15 PM(UTC)
Dee6977

Joined: 4/2/2016(UTC)
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Monkey Business:

A hatchet-faced lady tapped the keeper of the monkey house indignantly on the shoulder. "Those wretched animals of yours appear to be engaged in shooting dice. I demand that you break up the game at once."

"Shucks," shrugged the keeper, "They're keeping strictly within the law, Ma'am. They're only playing for peanuts."


Brick wall d'oh!


What's your favourite joke? We would love to hear it Dancing
Nowak  
#2 Posted : Monday, February 27, 2023 8:18:42 AM(UTC)
Nowak

Joined: 1/10/2023(UTC)
Posts: 68
A gambler walks into the butcher shop and says to the assistant behind the counter, "I bet you $100 you can’t get that meat down from the top shelf without a ladder."

The assistant looks up, turns to the gambler, and replies: "I’m afraid I can’t take that bet, sir. The steaks are too high."
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