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Moderator Dee  
#1 Posted : Saturday, August 08, 2020 2:16:49 PM(UTC)
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Funny Gambling Quotes:

I just did some real gambling. I went to Las Vegas. I was playing craps because I had a lot of money and I needed to lose it very quickly.
Greg Fitzsimmons, American Stand-Up Comedian


I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
Henny Youngman, Comedian


In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Stephen Wright, Comedian

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen, Comedian


Lying, stealing, scheming and attempting to financially destroy your friends and loved ones is what makes poker such a friendly, sociable game.
VP Pappy, Gambler


Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on your face.
VP Pappy, Gambler


A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It's usually three or more times.
VP Pappy, Gambler


In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.
Mark Duffy, American Author


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Nowak  
#2 Posted : Tuesday, January 31, 2023 6:01:10 AM(UTC)
Nowak

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The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius - Julius Weintraub
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