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Skyla  
#1 Posted : Friday, October 03, 2014 3:34:28 PM(UTC)
Skyla

Joined: 6/1/2010(UTC)
Posts: 119
Location: US
I'll start the ball rolling.

Here are a few of my favorite funny gambling quotes:

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Steven Wright

"I believe in luck. How else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"
Jean Cocteau

"The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head."
Drew Carey

Cheers,
Sky
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Mira  
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2016 6:10:50 PM(UTC)
Mira

Joined: 5/18/2016(UTC)
Posts: 17
Canada
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Wilson Mizner
Dee6977  
#3 Posted : Saturday, June 02, 2018 5:15:27 AM(UTC)
Dee6977

Joined: 4/2/2016(UTC)
Posts: 2,362
Gambling quote of the day:

"I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five."

— Henny Youngman


Brick wall d'oh!
Olivia King Billy  
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 06, 2018 2:02:37 AM(UTC)
Olivia King Billy

Joined: 6/6/2018(UTC)
Posts: 1
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. Drool
Dee6977  
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 06, 2018 1:09:15 PM(UTC)
Dee6977

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Posts: 2,362
Originally Posted by: Olivia King Billy Go to Quoted Post
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner. Drool


Dancing Superb!!!! Applause

Dee6977  
#6 Posted : Friday, June 22, 2018 3:00:48 PM(UTC)
Dee6977

Joined: 4/2/2016(UTC)
Posts: 2,362
"When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table." — Dean Martin

Whistle

"In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number." — Stephen Wright

d'oh!





Nowak  
#7 Posted : Tuesday, February 21, 2023 5:26:50 AM(UTC)
Nowak

Joined: 1/10/2023(UTC)
Posts: 68
“There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.”
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