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Dee6977  
#1 Posted : Saturday, April 09, 2016 2:35:51 PM(UTC)
Dee6977

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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SnowballsDancing
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Dee6977  
#2 Posted : Thursday, April 14, 2016 6:29:04 PM(UTC)
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Q: When is the only time you split tens in BlackJack? A: When the table is full and your buddies need a seat!!!

Dancing Drool Whistle

Edited by moderator Friday, April 15, 2016 2:16:48 AM(UTC)  | Reason: Removed marginal jokes which weren't humorous anyway

Mira  
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 01, 2016 6:14:32 PM(UTC)
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Canada
You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!



Q: Is Google a he or a she?

A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.
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Gambler777  
#4 Posted : Saturday, September 16, 2017 6:13:47 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Mira Go to Quoted Post
You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!



Q: Is Google a he or a she?

A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.


LOL This made my day!
Samdantbe  
#5 Posted : Friday, December 01, 2017 7:39:10 AM(UTC)
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Never guess what happened to me the otherday,i only swallowed a piece of rope!..... i s#@t u knot!
(Its a uk phrase for those of u that isnt from uk n dosent get the joke)
kattboots  
#6 Posted : Saturday, December 02, 2017 2:17:47 PM(UTC)
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Hi Samdantbe... I am not a Brit, but that joke is really funny... i s#@t u knot!

katt
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Samdantbe  
#7 Posted : Saturday, December 02, 2017 8:28:10 PM(UTC)
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Lol thanks kattboots i am glad u got it. My brother said it to me one day but with a really serious face. Didnt know what to think at first but it cracked me up. Thankyou.
Xymox  
#8 Posted : Tuesday, January 16, 2018 7:51:52 AM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: Dee6977 Go to Quoted Post
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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SnowballsDancing


It's a bit stupid joke but I laughed so hard because of it! Thanks for sharing! lol
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Dee6977  
#9 Posted : Saturday, July 07, 2018 1:41:09 PM(UTC)
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Joke of the day - hope this makes your weekend Dancing


Knock knock

Who's there?!

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

...Never mind, its pointless!


Brick wall d'oh!
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Dee6977  
#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 11, 2018 2:49:52 PM(UTC)
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What tea do footballers drink?
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Penal-tea

Whistle Brick wall
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kattboots  
#11 Posted : Friday, July 13, 2018 3:42:22 PM(UTC)
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What do you get when 1 winning poker player and 5 losing players are playing poker in the basement..
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A Whine Cellar

katt
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Samdantbe  
#12 Posted : Wednesday, November 07, 2018 8:35:05 AM(UTC)
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Who wears the biggest hat at the beach?
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The one with the biggest head Dancing
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